Cats against!
Probably, it will seem so funny - how many troubles you pussy cat bring to your man? What for? Why? Of course, your boyfriend does not apply for its Whiskas and Kitecat…but the matter is that your boyfriend wants to take its territory and… you. Of course, no respecting cat would allow it without the bloody struggle. Cats are very jealous.
During sex the cat, most likely, will:
• Sit at a bed and steadfastly stare at you.
• Shout “Everyone! Please! SOS! Help! SOS!”
• Skip through your bodies.
• Spoilt wall-papers.
Eventually you finish and will fall asleep, and the cat will cry all the night long, and be ready for the following morning surprises:
It will destroy the rests of a romantic supper (if you too hastened in a bedroom and had not time to clean them).
It will ruin a garbage can.
It will spoilt your boyfriend’s clothes (bag, suite, hat)
Will drag off and hide at least one sock.
And - certainly who would doubt! - It will belch into his boots.
So, now you have to choose what to do with your favorite cat and your boyfriend as they have become true enemies.
What to do?!
Now - nothing- education is to be started at threshold. As soon as you boyfriend has come. The cat is brought up very long time ago, and you know this person not so long, therefore it is meaningful to acquaint him with game rules.
You should never:
1. Leave your boyfriend’s shoes in the hall with rest of shoes- the cat will use it!
2. Do not allow a cat to distract you from secular conversation for a long, as you will communicate later, when you will stay together.
3. During a supper do not allow the cat to stay near the table and watch you eating. Your boyfriend may treat it with a fish and no more…may this will make them friends
4. Having finished a supper, please, take the rests of food into the fridge.
5. Do not allow the cat to stay in your bedroom- your intimate life will certainly irritate it. During sex do not give in on provocation and do not giggle.
6. After the sex put your clothes into the wardrobe in order to avoid cat’s revenge.
7. Do not forget about the pet- next time your boyfriend may buy it some Whiskas!!!
Good luck!